Skateboards FAQs
I heard the military has done combat training
with skateboards. Is that true?
As surprising as it sounds, yes. The marines trained in a drill called
Urban Warrior in 1999 that took place in Oakland, California not only
with hovercraft landings, helicopters and jet flybys, machine-gun fire
and flash-bang grenades but also with a few skateboards. They were ridden
by armed troops in urban environments but specifically were trained
for riding indoors in larger buildings such as schools to detect trip
wires and draw sniper fire. The hypothesis is that they would be moving
too erratically and fast to be hit by a sniper and be out of harms way
if they happened to trip an explosive device. Unfortunately the skateboards
proved too difficult for the military to ride with equipment and guns,
and someone probably realized there are easier ways to get shot at and
be blown up, but it sure could have made some interesting war movies.
It may have been a joke, or a message to skaters informing them their
only use is as bullet magnets, but from the pictures on the Department
of Defense’s website, you can see that those soldiers weren’t
just riding the boards, but also doing board slides and tail grinds,
possibly under enemy fire. Although the boards are not armored they
are camouflaged. The soldiers may complain, but I think it was Rumsfeld
that said “You go to war with the board you have, not the board
you want.”
What is the largest skateboard ramp in the world?
The biggest skateboarding ramp in the world is located in professional
skater Bob Burnquist’s backyard. The top of the ramp is over 8
stories higher than the lowest point of the ramp. It starts with a 180
foot ramp that leads to a 70 foot gap over trees and brush then to another
ramp that speeds the rider along to a 30 foot half pipe that propels
the skater another 20 feet into the air, over 50 feet from the ground
on the quarter pipe, while the highest point on the gap exceeds 100
feet. The whole set up is much longer than a football field and is one
of the most dangerous ramps in the world, attempted by only the best
skaters in the world. It also provides some of the maximum air time
allowing skaters to perform multiple rotations and flips with ease or
merely tweak a grab into oblivion. The gap is protected by the same
netting used by acrobats and has been tested many times. It doesn’t
make this ramp safe, but decidedly less fatal.
Is there any skate park etiquette?
Skate part etiquette is the same as having etiquette and respect for
others everywhere. Everyone should be honest about their skills and
humble about them as well. Never act like you own the place even if
you are the most skilled. I might considered myself a skilled cook,
but I’m not going to tell a cook in a restaurant I’m eating
at how to do his job even if I could do it better. Respect other people,
and their stuff while still keeping an eye on your own possessions.
Some people are thieves, it doesn’t matter if you are in the skate
park or on the street. Wearing protective gear is important, and can
save a lot of doctor’s visits when used correctly. Always watch
out for other skaters and be courteous to them as well. I can’t
stress this part enough, I’ve seen more collisions that could
have been prevented than I’d like to mention. Always get back
right after you fall. Sure it hurts, but others still want to ride and
you have a reputation to uphold. Knowing when to go to the park is important
too. After schools get out they are often crowded with foul-mouthed
kids and all their friends. Fun for some, not for others. I prefer early
mornings, it is still cool and there is almost no one there, giving
me free-reign over the whole park.